Bravo simply dropped the taglines for Season 10 of The Actual Housewives of Potomac, and actually? They may have stored them. You’ve received Wendy Osefo making a reference to a job she not has, Gizelle Bryant speaking about being bare, and Ashley Darby nonetheless referencing her “second bloom.” Most of those taglines may have stayed on the slicing room flooring, however take a look at the preview under to guage for your self.
The Actual Housewives of Potomac Season 10 taglines are right here
After the epic Season 6 taglines for The Actual Housewives of Salt Lake Metropolis, we had actually excessive hopes for our shady girls of the DMV. They normally ship, however sadly, these all really feel like they had been written by AI.
Gizelle kicks issues off, saying, “When the nest is empty, it’s time for bare, grown, and attractive.”
Subsequent up, the lately arrested Dr. Wendy pays homage to her husband’s hashish line and the college job that she simply give up within the aftermath of her insurance coverage fraud scandal.
“I put the ‘excessive’ in ‘larger training,’” she says, as Wesleyan College scrambles to search out a alternative professor for her course this semester.
Stacey Rusch’s tagline connects to her “nonetheless I rise” remark from the Season 9 reunion. Clearly, she didn’t take Gizelle’s recommendation to depart Maya Angelou out of her mess.
“Some imagine the lies, however nonetheless I rise,” she quips.
After Stacey’s tagline, that’s the place issues actually begin to get shaky. Abruptly, you are feeling your self beginning to replicate on NeNe Leakes calling the franchise “starless.” These taglines definitely replicate it.
“Magnificence is my enterprise, however getting you collectively is my specialty,” Keiarna Stewart claims, adopted up by a complete clunker from beginner Tia Glover.
“You possibly can solely clutch pearls when you’ve got them. And, darling, I’ve masses,” she says, with Season 10’s different beginner, Angel Massie, including, “Hell hath no fury like an Angel scorned.”
Final and presumably least is Ashley, making reference to her new chapter, post-divorce from Michael Darby. The tagline feels on model, but it surely’s her supply that doesn’t really feel convincing.
“This cherry blossom is prepared for her second bloom,” she concludes with a stiffness.
Fingers crossed that these lackluster taglines aren’t an indication of what’s to return for Season 10. In any other case, we would simply have to quick ahead to when Karen Huger comes dwelling.
The Actual Housewives of Potomac airs on Sundays at 8/7c on Bravo. It’s additionally streaming on Peacock and Hayu.
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